The beast split his partner's protective covering and went through to his arm
Shedding the pounds is not always easy, but location are all sorts of methods you can try - most of which basically affect feeding less and afoot more.
But one bloke took utmost measures, agreeing to spar with an axe-wielding MMA combatant... a determination he unsurprisingly lived to regret.
Andrey Kynyazev was preparation with an MMA combatant from Chelyabinsk, Russia, named Maxim 'Mad Max' Novoselov, in a bid to lose weight.
Most of their preparation methods were comparatively standard, but then they were granted an axe as a present, and things went t*ts up.
The pair distinct to preservative up their preparation with a bit of swordplay, with Mad Max fetching the axe and Andrey armament himself with a cock and protective covering that appears to be made from hay.
It doesn't truly seem like an even match, and the protective covering looks far too fragile to defy an axe swing from Mad Max, who is built like a brick sh*thouse, but clearly Andrey isn't truly in a position to complain.
You do not want Mad Max to come at you with an axe. Credit: Caters
After tossing the axe between his hands, Mad Max lands a strike in Andrey's protective covering. Andrey then comes at Mad Max with a swing of his cock, but Mad Max then lands his second strike with a big grin on his face.
However, that smile quickly vanishes as Mad Max realises his partner is in pain, with the axe having severed his protective covering and punctured his arm. Andrey then leaves the gym, having lost the fight and quite a lot of blood.
Fortunately, while the battle clearly went quite badly wrong, Andrey has survived to tell the tale and has a scar to commemorate the time he stood toe-to-toe with an axe-wielding Mad Max.
He said: "That day me and Maxim wanted to shoot something special, but it went wrong.
"It took four weeks to recover. Of course, I got to hospital where I had two stitches.
"It still hasn't recovered perfectly and I have a scar now."
Andrey has been left with a scar from the axe wound. Credit: Caters
The moral of the story - never try to lose weight.
Or never try to lose weight by fighting a massive MMA combatant with an axe anyway.
People shouldn't truly need to be told not to mess with MMA combatants, the clue is in the name truly. One guy found this out the hard way in April though, after an MMA combatant kicked the sh*t out of him after she allegedly caught him masturbating as she was doing a bikini photo shoot.
Not masturbating over people while they are doing a photo shoot is another bit of sound advice that nobody should truly need to be told, come to think of it.
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